Feeling bored on a Saturday evening... we decided to hop on a plane for a round the world trip! First stop was Death Valley, California in an attempt to escape the rainy weather in Melbourne. Got hopelessly lost and were running out of water and had to drink our own urine! (surprisingly zesty!) After being rescued by a tribe of friendly Indians, we caught the next flight out of there and headed to...
...the amazon jungle! Whilst Steph wasted time taking pictures of toucans, Tan got down and dirty with the amazonian wildlife. After being attacked by a swarm of angry mosquitoes, crossing paths with a mother jaguar when Steph tried to cuddle one of her babies, and narrowly escaping being enslaved by hot, sweaty tribe of amazon women we made it out of the jungle and into the...
... Pacific Ocean. This turtle is seriously chilled man. Followed this turtle for half a day and it led us to a sunken ship hidden beneath the reef. Opened up a locker, just happened to belong to a certain Davey Jones, and then a great white pointer appeared to ruin the party. Steph unfortunately didn't make it... until Tan ripped open the belly of the beast and tore her out alive. Shark meat makes great sushi! Sailll away to...
CHOO YANG'S BEACHHOUSE... didn't know he had one? Well, he does and he says HURRO!
After feasting with CY on the remains of the shark, we flew back on his private jet. We made it back to college just in time for bed. Just your average Saturday night entertainment for us globetrotters. Catch y'all next time, GAY BOYS!
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